What If Famous Film Directors Made Porn

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A thief enters a woman’s dream to steal her inheritance. No one said it would be a wet dream.

Director: Christopher Nolan

A couple tries to have sex during an alien abduction.

Director: Steven Spielberg

A photographer, confined to a wheelchair, watches occupants in neighbouring apartments have sex.

Director: Alfred Hitchcock

It starts with a money shot and ends in a blood bath. Random shots of people’s feet.

Director: Quentin Tarantino

A merciless killer goes on a hunt for young flesh.

Directors: The Coen Brothers

A woman sees dead people and invites them over for sex. The twist is they’re still alive.

Director: M. Night Shyamalan

It was the night before Christmas and Jack’s ex returns from the grave for makeup sex.

Director: Tim Burton

One hobbit impregnates all of Middle Earth in a 69-hour orgy spanning three films.

Director: Peter Jackson

A young man climbs his way to the top of every crime boss in New York.

Director: Martin Scorsese

The biggest sexplosions you’ve ever seen in the backseat of a fast car. Join Megan Foxy and her pals.

Director: Michael Bay

A black Monolith inspires early humans to create the first sex toy which develops a mind of its own.

Director: Stanley Kubrick

A former Marine falls in love with a Na’vi native and has freaky alien sex.

Director: James Cameron

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away…. adult film star, Luke Sexworker, saves his sister from her dominating father.

Director: George Lucas

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